After the Dump Rush

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      Brad Jansen
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      Apologies to Neil, etc…..

      Well, I dreamed I saw the Brats
      And Klein Nine coming,
      Saying something about their trades.
      There was Richard scheming and
      Jeffrey screaming
      And Chris Archer split my team.
      There were the Angries trading
      Everyone–
      It brought me to my knees.
      Look at Johnny Damon on the run
      This was all just one big tease.
      Look at Johnny Damon on the run
      This was all just one big tease.

      I was trading all my low-priced keepers
      With the Damon in my eyes.
      I was playing for redemption
      When I traded all my guys.
      There was a plan spinning in my head
      And now I wonder why.
      I was thinking ’bout Bogaerts
      and that kid Wil-
      I really gave it my best try.
      Thinking about what
      A hit I took–
      I really gave it my best try.

      Well, I dreamed I saw the Brats
      And Red Hots trading
      Just before August 1
      There was Jeffrey crying
      And stat sheets flying
      Even Blocker joined the fun.
      All in a dream, all in a dream
      The dumping had begun.
      They were sending Mister A-Rod’s
      PED to a new home in the sun.
      Sending Mister A-Rod’s
      PED to a new home……..

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