Apologies to Neil, etc…..
Well, I dreamed I saw the Brats
And Klein Nine coming,
Saying something about their trades.
There was Richard scheming and
Jeffrey screaming
And Chris Archer split my team.
There were the Angries trading
Everyone–
It brought me to my knees.
Look at Johnny Damon on the run
This was all just one big tease.
Look at Johnny Damon on the run
This was all just one big tease.
I was trading all my low-priced keepers
With the Damon in my eyes.
I was playing for redemption
When I traded all my guys.
There was a plan spinning in my head
And now I wonder why.
I was thinking ’bout Bogaerts
and that kid Wil-
I really gave it my best try.
Thinking about what
A hit I took–
I really gave it my best try.
Well, I dreamed I saw the Brats
And Red Hots trading
Just before August 1
There was Jeffrey crying
And stat sheets flying
Even Blocker joined the fun.
All in a dream, all in a dream
The dumping had begun.
They were sending Mister A-Rod’s
PED to a new home in the sun.
Sending Mister A-Rod’s
PED to a new home……..