Sigh …

[Andy Klein]

Some of you may recall that I was the proud owner of Glenallen Hill when he had his nightmare about spiders and ran through a plate glass window. For years, I thought that the incident would be my team’s most bizarre injury. Now I see that I was wrong …

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Jason Giambi was diagnosed with “parasites” and isn’t in the lineup for tonight’s game against the Red Sox.
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Here’s hoping that Vlad Guerro develops some “crabs”.

-Andy

[Richard Robbins]

The AP story noted that Giambi originally started feeling ill a couple of
weeks ago when he caught a stomach virus from teammate Gary Sheffield.  Can
someone explain to me what's been going on between those two?

[Andy Klein]

This is clearly someone engaging in biological warfare against the Klein Nine. I’d blame Blocker (who owns Sheffield), but I don’t want to insult him while he still has Ichiro on his roster …

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