I Wanna Get Me Sizemore

[Brad Jansen]

Apologies to The Ramones…..

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna get me Sizemore
Money to spend and no where to go-o-oh I wanna get me Sizemore
Sit me next to Winick keep away from Klein
Peek at Robbins’ software I know I’ll do just fine
I can’t control my bidding I can’t control Kerbs’ mind
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna get me Sizemore
Money to spend and Doug’s on the floor-or I wanna get me Sizemore
Just raise to fifty dollars, I cannot bear Jeff’s cries
Hope I got enough left over to bid for Dewayne Wise
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna get me Sizemore
Nothin’ to spend and nowhere to go I wanted Grady Sizemore
Just put away my draft sheets I’ll just play on a hunch
Hope that cheapskate Andy treats us all to lunch
Oh no no no no no…….

Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanted Grady Sizemore
[repeat incessantly……]

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