“Zanky Greinke” By Brad Lee Jansen and the Kleindells

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      Brad Jansen
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      …to the tune “Hanky Panky”

      My Jeffrey gave me Zanky Greinke
      My Jeffrey gave me Zanky Greinke

      Etc……

      I saw Zak Greinke on Jeffrey’s list (yeah)
      I said, “Jeffrey, give him to me,
      And let’s get Andy pissed.
      Such a young prospect
      And he’s only two,
      Hey, while you’re at it
      Throw in Kubel, too..
      Let’s do something cool
      Before they make a rule.”

      My Jeffrey gave me Zanky Greinke
      My Jeffrey gave me Zanky Greinke

      Etc….

      And Jeffrey said, “Give me Zumaya back (yeah)
      He plays Nintendo
      And he’s so damn whack.
      All that stops him now
      Is that damn Todd Jones
      But one day, Brad Lee,
      I’m taking Damon home.
      Some day I’ll get to gloat
      No matter what the vote….”

      My Jeffrey gave me Zanky Greinke….
      (fade….)

      Until Saturday!!

      Oh, Mark: Will there be vending machines with Diet Coke and ice available
      at your firm? Thanks!
      BLJ

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