As sung by Mark Blocker:
See the Damon in my eyes
Twist the knife in Brad Lee’s side
I traded you
Sleight of hand I made my trades
Till June one the others wait
Now I trade without you
Wieters, without you
Wieters, without you
Like buying candy at a store
Jeff gave me some, now I want more
Now I trade without you
Wieters, without you
Wieters, without you
I can trade
Wieters, without you
And you give players away
And you give players away
And I take
And I take
And I take them all away
My team’s in first
My ego’s soothed,
The rest are beaten
Or badly bruised
Can you give players away
Can you give players away
Can I take
Can I take
Can I take them all away
Wieters, without you
Wieters, without you
I will win
Wieters, without you