“I have just seen the most dominant pitcher in Organized Baseball,” cried Berliner Jeffery Winick. “His name is Putz, J.J. Putz. These numbers shout for themselves: 19 punch-outs in 11 2/3 IP, 3.18 ERA and 1.15 whip, god knows how many saves when Guardardo shuts down his shoulder. I’m so convinced that Jansen retains him next year that I will pay his dollar salary right now to ensure that will happen. I am waving a dollar bill in front of the screen as I type this. I would use quarters instead but I’m sitting in my boxers right now and I can’t find my change purse.”