[USML Announce] Lugo, I'll Follow!

[Brad Jansen]

Rick:  The only shame is that the Ripper got caught. He embodies all the
Riptorns stand for and unless/until the Master, Jeffrey Winick, starts
selling rights to "Winick," my team name shall remain the same.  Speaking of
Winick, we continue to wait for his analysis of your fine retention
roster...Guess things are too busy in Orlando for Jeff to write us....
Brad


On 12/6/06, rickgam at comcast.net <rickgam at comcast.net> wrote:
>
>  Greetings;
>      Sorry to be the one to point it out, but does Emily
> Rothman's USML legacy regarding high character mean nothing to you Mr.
> Jansen?  I refer to Rip Torn's arrest Monday night for DUI.  It was the 2nd
> time in less than two years that the craggy-faced actor has been busted for
> DUI.  Methinks a new team name is in order for the 4 time champs.  What say
> you?
>      Rick
>
>
> -------------- Original message --------------
> From: "Brad Jansen" <bljansen at gmail.com>
> Taking a break from hanging his office holiday decorations, Berliners CEO
> Jeff Winick took time to climb down his ladder and praise the prescience
> of Riptorns helmsman Brad Jansen.
>
> "About the only owner who noticed the Riptorns' acquisition of Julio Lugo
> from the Nukes last August was Doug the Smug Shabelman, who whined about the
> Rips acquiring Shane Costa for some overpriced non-retainable guy I cannot
> even remember," chuckled the effervescent Winick.  "But little did Shabes or
> the rest of the USML know that Lugo--then toiling for the Dodgers-- was they
> key to the trade and  a gamble that now will pay off in spades for the
> Rips.  As a leadoff hitter for the Red Sox, I expect Lugo to score anywhere
> from 150-200 runs, along with a solid BA and 20 plus steals.
>
> "Jansen's brilliance shines almost as brightly as my Hanukkah lights.  It
> pales only to my brilliance, which will be sorely tested as I hastily peddle
> Rocco Baldelli before he ends up on the Marlins.  Someone call me, please,
> unless you're Klein looking for his money.
>
> "That is all, until my next dispatch about Octavio Dotel landing a closer
> gig for the Indians or Devil Rays--that's right, that Dotel (Riptorns $2)."
>
>
>
>
>
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> Date: Wed, 6 Dec 2006 15:46:06 +0000
> Subject: [USML Announce] Lugo, I'll Follow!
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