[USML Announce] The Case Gets Stronger .:. .:.
JHWinick at aol.com
JHWinick at aol.com
Wed Jun 7 11:21:15 EDT 2006
In a message dated 6/7/2006 8:40:57 A.M. Central Daylight Time,
mblocker at Sidley.com writes:
Jeff:
I am disappointed to see more hurtful e-mails from you. Surely you must
have more important and worldly pursuits to occupy your time. You leave me with
no choice but to begin to reveal some of the results of my thorough
investigation into your roto practices. In combing through your garbage, my crack
team of investigators unearthed the following snippet from what appears to be a
Berliner internal team memo:
"List of Jokes I Can Think Of To Inclue in USML E-mails
1. Blocker always finishes fifth (not really true, but just keep saying it)
2. Throw in references to Joey Gathright
3. Thats all.
PT,
That deft misdirection play is nearly the clincher to get your moniker
changed to KR. In the face of compelling evidence regarding your performance over
the last 11 years and concrete proof that you misrepresented how many times
that you had finished 5th (3 out of the last 6 years), you keep pounding
away, undeterred. Bravo!
So, notwithstanding the fact that Joey Gathright was sent down yesterday,
thus making my "Monster-Talent" reference perfectly timely, I do promise to
throw a few new themes your way. Heaven knows there's plenty of ground to mine.
That is all.
Jeff Winick
Published Fantasy Expert
Ron Shandler's Attorney
Got "Good Wood"
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