[USML Announce] Another Look at Yesterday's Headlines: Winick Putz Money Where Mouth Is
Brad Jansen
bljansen at gmail.com
Tue May 30 17:01:17 EDT 2006
Look at the genius of Jeff Winick, dating back to 4/26, when most League
owners thought "Putz" merely referred to Andy Klein!
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From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
Date: Apr 26, 2006 11:18 PM
Subject: Winick Putz Money Where Mouth Is
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
"I have just seen the most dominant pitcher in Organized Baseball," cried
Berliner Jeffery Winick. "His name is Putz, J.J. Putz. These numbers
shout for themselves: 19 punch-outs in 11 2/3 IP, 3.18 ERA and
1.15 whip, god knows how many saves when Guardardo shuts down his
shoulder. I'm so convinced that Jansen retains him next year that I will
pay his dollar salary right now to ensure that will happen. I am waving a
dollar bill in front of the screen as I type this. I would use quarters
instead but I'm sitting in my boxers right now and I can't find my change
purse."
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