[USML Announce] Bombers Retention Roster: Notice of Non-Compliance and Motion to Censure

[Brad Jansen]

   Mark, please note that your 2010 roster does not have a player
named "C. Colon" on it. You have someone named "Colonel" who now is on
the Rockies' roster. Perhaps you misread your roster. Perhaps not. But
this much is certain: the laws of this League do not permit an owner
to retain players who are not on their rosters.

    I ask the League to debate whether you should be permitted to
substitute a player who actually is on your roster for this "Colon,"
or whether some discipline is in order.

--Brad "Praise Jesus" Jansen



On Fri, Mar 4, 2011 at 10:03 AM, Blocker, Mark B. <mblocker at sidley.com> wrote:
> Subject to change before Sunday, but here goes?
>
> Bomber retention roster
>
> 1.????? J. Donald???????? Y2?????? 5
>
> 2.????? B. Gardner????? Y2?????? 15
>
> 3.????? M. Wieters????? LT12?? 10
>
> 4.????? R. Cano?????????? FA ????? 23
>
> 5.????? R. Romero?????? Y2?????? 6
>
> 6.????? D. Holland????? Y2?????? 2
>
> 7.????? B. Duensing??? Y2?????? 5
>
> 8.????? L. Scott?????????? FA?????? 8
>
> 9.????? M. Perez????????? --????????? 10? (Tex) (BB America #24)
>
> 10.? C. Colon????????? --????????? 2? (KC) (BB America #51)
>
> 11.? J. McGee???????? --????????? 2? (TB) (BB America #71)
>
> 12.? J. Mitchell ????? --????????? 5 (CWS)
>
>
>
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