[USML Announce] Blocker's Colonoscopy

[Brad Jansen]

And Bombers have the mystery guy who transformed from a Rockie into a
Royal named Christian Colon and ranks somewhere on BA's Top 100
list....all hope is not lost for the Royals!

On Mon, Mar 7, 2011 at 2:19 PM, Jim Barrett <chicagojab at gmail.com> wrote:
> I have a Royal on my reserve roster - the next coming of George Brett, Mike
> Moustakas!
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> Sent from my iPhone
> On Mar 7, 2011, at 3:14 PM, rickgam at comcast.net wrote:
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> Greetings;
>
> ???? It's really too bad this didn't come up a few days ago.? As part of my
> mysterious job with the USDA, I was at
>
> the Shedd Aquarium Thursday for a compliance inspection of their Amazon
> Basin exhibit.? If only I'd known, I could have slipped a couple of their
> lovely specimens (e.g. the Blaberus giganteus - Giant Cockroach, or the
> tastier Scolependra gigantean - Peruvian Giant Centipede) into my bag for
> Sunday morn.
>
> ???? In the?Potpourri category, did anyone else notice that the Royals were
> almost shut out.? If not for John F. and myself, the USML would have turned
> our collective backs on poor KC.? And there seem to be an inordinate amount
> of FAs under contract this year.? Everyone excepting Mssrs. Winick and
> Jansen have multiple FAs.? These two gents?have zero.? And Andy and I are
> the only two fellows ready to take full advantage of this year's deep draft
> who chose not to clutter up our rosters with those annoying minor
> leaguers.??That's my story and I'm sticking?to it.???See you at 8:00 sharp
> on Sunday!
>
> ??? Rick
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>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Jeffrey Winick" <jwinick at harriswinick.com>
> To: "USML Announcements" <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Monday, March 7, 2011 1:37:24 PM
> Subject: RE: [USML Announce] Rips Set Their Sale For Closer Job
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> Only if Rick joins me.
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> Sent: Monday, March 07, 2011 1:36 PM
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> Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Rips Set Their Sale For Closer Job
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> The bugs aren't really out in force until the weather gets warmer.? Are you
> willing to defer the payoff until June, when the big, juicy ones are
> available?
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Jeffrey Winick <jwinick at harriswinick.com>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Mon, Mar 7, 2011 1:14 pm
> Subject: RE: [USML Announce] Rips Set Their Sale For Closer Job
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> Brad Lee,
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> I saw it.? I also saw that Ozzie said that "ideally" Thornton will be his
>
> closer.? In the immortal words of Rick Gammons (who, I will point out, did
> not
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> fulfill his promise) "I will eat a bug" if Thornton doesn't start the season
> as
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> the White Sox closer.
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> That is all.
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> The King
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> Jeffrey H. Winick
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> -----Original Message-----
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> From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf
> Of
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> Brad Jansen
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> Sent: Monday, March 07, 2011 1:13 PM
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> To: USML Announcements
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> from espn.....
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> Thornton deal doesn't end battle at closer March, 6, 2011 Mar 61:52PM
> CTEmail
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> Print Comments By Doug PadillaGLENDALE, Ariz. -- Just because Matt Thornton
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> signed a two-year, $12 million extension on Sunday that could grow to $18
>
> million if the White Sox activate his option year, it doesn't mean the
> closer
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> battle has been decided.
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> Thornton is the favorite to eventually land the role full time, but guys
> like
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> Chris Sale, Sergio Santos and Jesse Crain remain in the mix.
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> [+] EnlargeAP Photo/Morry Gash
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> Matt Thornton and the White Sox agreed to a two-year, $12 million contract
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> extension on Sunday."No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,"
>
> pitching coach Don Cooper said when asked if a decision at closer had been
> made.
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> "We're still trying to work on what we need to get right with each guy. I
> don't
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> believe that's going to be talked about at least until our next meeting and
> I
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> don't even know when that's scheduled.
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> BLJ sez: Jeffrey, if Matt were gonna be annointed closer, they'd have said
> so.
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> You still have a day to dump him--you can thank me for the good advice.....
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