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[Brad Jansen]

Remind me to tell you about my last one. But take this to the bank: do
NOT eat chili the day before.....


On Mon, Mar 7, 2011 at 2:37 PM, Blocker, Mark B. <mblocker at sidley.com> wrote:
> Choose a different subject line next time...that one makes me nervous.
>
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> From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf Of Brad Jansen
> Sent: Monday, March 07, 2011 2:35 PM
> To: USML Announcements
> Subject: [USML Announce] Blocker's Colonoscopy
>
> And Bombers have the mystery guy who transformed from a Rockie into a
> Royal named Christian Colon and ranks somewhere on BA's Top 100
> list....all hope is not lost for the Royals!
>
> On Mon, Mar 7, 2011 at 2:19 PM, Jim Barrett <chicagojab at gmail.com> wrote:
>> I have a Royal on my reserve roster - the next coming of George Brett, Mike
>> Moustakas!
>>
>> Sent from my iPhone
>> On Mar 7, 2011, at 3:14 PM, rickgam at comcast.net wrote:
>>
>> Greetings;
>>
>> ???? It's really too bad this didn't come up a few days ago.? As part of my
>> mysterious job with the USDA, I was at
>>
>> the Shedd Aquarium Thursday for a compliance inspection of their Amazon
>> Basin exhibit.? If only I'd known, I could have slipped a couple of their
>> lovely specimens (e.g. the Blaberus giganteus - Giant Cockroach, or the
>> tastier Scolependra gigantean - Peruvian Giant Centipede) into my bag for
>> Sunday morn.
>>
>> ???? In the?Potpourri category, did anyone else notice that the Royals were
>> almost shut out.? If not for John F. and myself, the USML would have turned
>> our collective backs on poor KC.? And there seem to be an inordinate amount
>> of FAs under contract this year.? Everyone excepting Mssrs. Winick and
>> Jansen have multiple FAs.? These two gents?have zero.? And Andy and I are
>> the only two fellows ready to take full advantage of this year's deep draft
>> who chose not to clutter up our rosters with those annoying minor
>> leaguers.??That's my story and I'm sticking?to it.???See you at 8:00 sharp
>> on Sunday!
>>
>> ??? Rick
>>
>>
>>
>> ----- Original Message -----
>> From: "Jeffrey Winick" <jwinick at harriswinick.com>
>> To: "USML Announcements" <announce at usml.net>
>> Sent: Monday, March 7, 2011 1:37:24 PM
>> Subject: RE: [USML Announce] Rips Set Their Sale For Closer Job
>>
>> Only if Rick joins me.
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>> Jeffrey H. Winick
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>> Sent: Monday, March 07, 2011 1:36 PM
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>> Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Rips Set Their Sale For Closer Job
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>> The bugs aren't really out in force until the weather gets warmer.? Are you
>> willing to defer the payoff until June, when the big, juicy ones are
>> available?
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>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Jeffrey Winick <jwinick at harriswinick.com>
>> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
>> Sent: Mon, Mar 7, 2011 1:14 pm
>> Subject: RE: [USML Announce] Rips Set Their Sale For Closer Job
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>> Brad Lee,
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>>
>> I saw it.? I also saw that Ozzie said that "ideally" Thornton will be his
>>
>> closer.? In the immortal words of Rick Gammons (who, I will point out, did
>> not
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>> fulfill his promise) "I will eat a bug" if Thornton doesn't start the season
>> as
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>> the White Sox closer.
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>> That is all.
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>>
>> The King
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>> Jeffrey H. Winick
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>> -----Original Message-----
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>> From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf
>> Of
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>> Brad Jansen
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>> Sent: Monday, March 07, 2011 1:13 PM
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>> Subject: [USML Announce] Rips Set Their Sale For Closer Job
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>>
>> from espn.....
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>>
>> Thornton deal doesn't end battle at closer March, 6, 2011 Mar 61:52PM
>> CTEmail
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>> Print Comments By Doug PadillaGLENDALE, Ariz. -- Just because Matt Thornton
>>
>> signed a two-year, $12 million extension on Sunday that could grow to $18
>>
>> million if the White Sox activate his option year, it doesn't mean the
>> closer
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>> battle has been decided.
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>>
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>> Thornton is the favorite to eventually land the role full time, but guys
>> like
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>> Chris Sale, Sergio Santos and Jesse Crain remain in the mix.
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>> [+] EnlargeAP Photo/Morry Gash
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>> Matt Thornton and the White Sox agreed to a two-year, $12 million contract
>>
>> extension on Sunday."No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,"
>>
>> pitching coach Don Cooper said when asked if a decision at closer had been
>> made.
>>
>> "We're still trying to work on what we need to get right with each guy. I
>> don't
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>> believe that's going to be talked about at least until our next meeting and
>> I
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>> don't even know when that's scheduled.
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>> BLJ sez: Jeffrey, if Matt were gonna be annointed closer, they'd have said
>> so.
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>> You still have a day to dump him--you can thank me for the good advice.....
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