[USML Announce] Shandler Speaks

Mon Mar 7 15:59:14 EST 2011

the  good news is that I move to 3rd slot in rotation draft--i'm
optimistic about this year....

On Mon, Mar 7, 2011 at 3:54 PM, Jeffrey Winick <jwinick at harriswinick.com> wrote:
> Knowing full well that there are a number league members who rely on the word of Master Ron as gospel, I thought it only fair that the rest of league be let in on the secret.
>
> The bottom line is this: ?Robbins is the prohibitive favorite for the 2012 Damon. ?In fact, according to the gospel of Ron, it's hard to imagine how he could screw this up.
>
> Projected undervalue:
>
> Robbins 61!!
> Jansen 33
> Winick 30
> Barrett 24
> Kerber 20
> Klein 18
> Shabelman 17
> Fruit 17
> Blocker 7
> Gammons 1
>
> Projected Standings:
> Robbins 80.5!!
> Winick ?69
> Barrett ?66
> Gammons ?58.5
> Fruit ?53.5
> Klein ?48.5
> Jansen ?47
> Shabelman ?43
> Kerber ?42.5
> Blocker ?41.5
>
> And Robbins has $171 left to spend. ?Imagine where he'd be if he hadn't spent $30 on extended contracts.
>
> Then again, I'm fairly certain that the Rotolab software hasn't yet correctly identified the ultimate champion. ?There's also the fact that we're drafting before the start of the season. ?Will the same guy that drafted his current catcher 2 years ago only to watch him sit on his bench for nearly that entire time really be able to lay off of guys like Ben Revere, Dellin Betances, Chris Archer, Dayan Viciedo, Nick Weglarz, Alexi Ogando and Engel Beltre (all of whom are draft eligible by virtue of being on the 40 man rosters - but you knew that Rich, didn't you)?
>
> I'll be providing my own prognostications immediately after the draft, but if I were placing odds at this moment, I'd have to go in another direction. ?Considering the depth of his pitching and the fact that he has Jesus on his side, my opening line would have the Riptorns leading the field at 2-1.
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> That is all.
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf Of Brad Jansen
> Sent: Monday, March 07, 2011 2:41 PM
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> Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Brads email
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> Remind me to tell you about my last one. But take this to the bank: do NOT eat chili the day before.....
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> On Mon, Mar 7, 2011 at 2:37 PM, Blocker, Mark B. <mblocker at sidley.com> wrote:
>> Choose a different subject line next time...that one makes me nervous.
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>> From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On
>> Behalf Of Brad Jansen
>> Sent: Monday, March 07, 2011 2:35 PM
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>> Subject: [USML Announce] Blocker's Colonoscopy
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>> And Bombers have the mystery guy who transformed from a Rockie into a
>> Royal named Christian Colon and ranks somewhere on BA's Top 100
>> list....all hope is not lost for the Royals!
>>
>> On Mon, Mar 7, 2011 at 2:19 PM, Jim Barrett <chicagojab at gmail.com> wrote:
>>> I have a Royal on my reserve roster - the next coming of George
>>> Brett, Mike Moustakas!
>>>
>>> Sent from my iPhone
>>> On Mar 7, 2011, at 3:14 PM, rickgam at comcast.net wrote:
>>>
>>> Greetings;
>>>
>>> ???? It's really too bad this didn't come up a few days ago.? As part
>>> of my mysterious job with the USDA, I was at
>>>
>>> the Shedd Aquarium Thursday for a compliance inspection of their
>>> Amazon Basin exhibit.? If only I'd known, I could have slipped a
>>> couple of their lovely specimens (e.g. the Blaberus giganteus - Giant
>>> Cockroach, or the tastier Scolependra gigantean - Peruvian Giant
>>> Centipede) into my bag for Sunday morn.
>>>
>>> ???? In the?Potpourri category, did anyone else notice that the
>>> Royals were almost shut out.? If not for John F. and myself, the USML
>>> would have turned our collective backs on poor KC.? And there seem to
>>> be an inordinate amount of FAs under contract this year.? Everyone
>>> excepting Mssrs. Winick and Jansen have multiple FAs.? These two
>>> gents?have zero.? And Andy and I are the only two fellows ready to
>>> take full advantage of this year's deep draft who chose not to
>>> clutter up our rosters with those annoying minor leaguers.??That's my
>>> story and I'm sticking?to it.???See you at 8:00 sharp on Sunday!
>>>
>>> ??? Rick
>>>
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>>> Sent: Monday, March 7, 2011 1:37:24 PM
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>>> Only if Rick joins me.
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>>> Sent: Monday, March 07, 2011 1:36 PM
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>>> The bugs aren't really out in force until the weather gets warmer.
>>> Are you willing to defer the payoff until June, when the big, juicy
>>> ones are available?
>>>
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>>> Sent: Mon, Mar 7, 2011 1:14 pm
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>>> Brad Lee,
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>>>
>>> I saw it.? I also saw that Ozzie said that "ideally" Thornton will be
>>> his
>>>
>>> closer.? In the immortal words of Rick Gammons (who, I will point
>>> out, did not
>>>
>>> fulfill his promise) "I will eat a bug" if Thornton doesn't start the
>>> season as
>>>
>>> the White Sox closer.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> That is all.
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>>> From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On
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>>> Brad Jansen
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>>> Sent: Monday, March 07, 2011 1:13 PM
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>>> Subject: [USML Announce] Rips Set Their Sale For Closer Job
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>>>
>>> from espn.....
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>>>
>>> Thornton deal doesn't end battle at closer March, 6, 2011 Mar 61:52PM
>>> CTEmail
>>>
>>> Print Comments By Doug PadillaGLENDALE, Ariz. -- Just because Matt
>>> Thornton
>>>
>>> signed a two-year, $12 million extension on Sunday that could grow to
>>> $18
>>>
>>> million if the White Sox activate his option year, it doesn't mean
>>> the closer
>>>
>>> battle has been decided.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Thornton is the favorite to eventually land the role full time, but
>>> guys like
>>>
>>> Chris Sale, Sergio Santos and Jesse Crain remain in the mix.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> [+] EnlargeAP Photo/Morry Gash
>>>
>>> Matt Thornton and the White Sox agreed to a two-year, $12 million
>>> contract
>>>
>>> extension on Sunday."No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,"
>>>
>>> pitching coach Don Cooper said when asked if a decision at closer had
>>> been made.
>>>
>>> "We're still trying to work on what we need to get right with each
>>> guy. I don't
>>>
>>> believe that's going to be talked about at least until our next
>>> meeting and I
>>>
>>> don't even know when that's scheduled.
>>>
>>>
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>>>
>>> BLJ sez: Jeffrey, if Matt were gonna be annointed closer, they'd have
>>> said so.
>>>
>>> You still have a day to dump him--you can thank me for the good advice.....
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