[USML Announce] Sunday Morning On My Mind: Logistics

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Good heavens, Bradley. How many days of furlough do you have?!

-Andy

On Mar 11, 2011 3:16pm, Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:
> Dear Jeffrey:

> As the time grows nigh, I want to ensure that everyone, particularly

> me, is comfortable in the surroundings you have so graciously offered

> us. Accordingly, I have some questions:

> 1. Will we have to sign in? If so, is identification required?

> 2. Does your office have a Diet Coke vending machine or any supply

> of the beverage chilling in a refrigerator? If so, what is the cost,

> if any?

> 3. You mentioned that the conference room is modest compared to

> the cavernous environs we've grown accustomed to at Sidley.

> A. Just how modest?

> B. Will there be adequate space for my Shandler, Baseball

> Prospectus, Baseball America Prospects 2011 books, a small calculator,

> spreadsheet, beverage and snack of my choice?

> C. I may have failed to mention to you that I have been

> diagnosed with EDAS (electronic device auto-immune deficiency), a

> condition that causes acute emotional distress and other physical

> problems if I am within ten feet or so of an activated laptop. Please

> advise how you will accomodate my serious health condition.

> D. To avoid a "race to the office" scenario, especially since

> you're likely to arrive an hour late anyway, I propose assigned

> seating, perhaps in the order of last year's standings--with you at

> the head of the table, of course. That would also hasten the pace of

> the rotation draft. I think it's rude and vulgar when certain unnamed

> owners arrive hours ahead of everyone else and spread their paperwork

> all over the place in a transparent effort to acquire more space than

> they possibly could use. That said, I expect to be downtown Saturday,

> so if you don't mind I'll stop by your office then and get situated.

> 4. Please prepare name placards. I'm getting a bit forgetful these

> days and need to make absolutely sure I know which of you is Blocker.



> Thanks, my good friend.

> --Brad

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