[USML Announce] Red Hots Need To Beg, Morrow and Steal For Starting Pitching

[Brad Jansen]

ITEM:
  TAMPA, Fla. -- Toronto Blue Jays right-hander Brandon Morrow will
start the regular season on the disabled list because of right forearm
inflammation.
The Blue Jays announced the decision before Wednesday night's game
against the New York Yankees.
Morrow was slated to be the No. 2 starter. Kyle Drabek, Brett Cecil,
Jo-Jo Reyes and Jesse Litsch will now follow Opening Day starter Ricky
Romero in the rotation

WINNERS: AYM, whose Kyle Drabek is assured a SP slot and likely ROY
award.  H-Dads, who wisely plucked Jesse Litsch ($10) in rotation
draft. Both teams' pitching  trending UP.

LOSER: Red Hots tossed $25 at Morrow, now must sideline their priciest
starter indefinitely. But as Rich would say, "What's the Wuertz that
could happen?"  Team still trending toward 2011 CHAMPIONSHIP.