[USML Announce] Berliners Need Teahan Sympathy

[Brad Jansen]

ITEM:
MESA, Ariz. -- Ozzie Guillen finally made it official on Thursday,
saying rookie Brent Morel will be the White Sox starting third baseman
when the team breaks camp next week.

Mark Teahen, as expected, will be used in a utility role.


LOSER: Berliners-counted on Teahan's ABs to bolster middling infield
production. Teahan's benchwarming causes trend DOWNWARD.

WINNER: Bombers--Morel will offset Reynolds' mediocre BA. Trend is
LISTLESS TILTING.