[USML Announce] What Am I About? The Truth. It's Time To Open---The Everett Files....

[Brad Jansen]

It's Mr. The Truth.



On Tue, May 17, 2011 at 9:49 AM, <anrklein at gmail.com> wrote:

> Sounds to me like I saved $13 and got 34 extra batting average points to
> boot. Give me some props, Mr. Truth!
>
> -Andy
>
>
> On , Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:
> > What are you about?  -Andy
> >
> >
> >
> > The Truth. So today we answer Today's Question: Who Are The Worst
> Retainees Not Named Edwin Jackson?
> >
> >
> >
> > The Answer:  Pick your poison.
> >
> >
> >
> > In this corner, weighing in at $39, is the illustrious Carl Crawford.
> Almost 160 AB, and this man has gotten his average up to .208, with a single
> home run, 10 RBI, 13 RBI and a whopping 6 stolen bases. He'll continue to
> see plenty of action in the ninth hole, which come to think of it is the
> Hole of Damnation.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > And in the other corner, my brothers, is the $26 dynamo out machine by
> the name of Juan Pierre. Beloved by his manager, but not by Sox fans, this
> guy is about to see his skinny ass either in that Ninth Hole or riding the
> pines so he can watch a real ball player like Dayan Viciedo (Riptorns, $1).
> In the meantime, Juan's earned 160 AB to bat an awful .242 (OBP of .313,
> believe it), scoring a grand total of 13 runs as a lead-off hitter, while
> getting thrown out 8 of 14 times trying to steal a base.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Now, any wonder why the Berliners are in last and the Klein Nine are
> doomed to fall from grace as soon as the Calamari see the Light and pray for
> a closer?
> >
> >
> >
> > That, my friends, is The Truth.
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
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