[USML Announce] Riptorns Suspend Trade Talks Pending Judgment Day

[Brad Jansen]

The Riptorns announced that they will not engage in any commercial or other
activities pending Judgment Day on May 21.  "The fact that the Klein 9
remain in first place is enough of an apocalyptic sign, but when the Red
Hots traded a keeper--that definitely moved the dial.  Accordingly, we will
stand down and await the Rapture,: said Riptorns CEO and spiritual guru Brad
Jansen.
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