[USML Announce] Riptorns Suspend Trade Talks Pending JudgmentDay

[Jim Barrett]

It would mean that all is right with the world.

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On May 20, 2011, at 8:20 PM, anrklein at gmail.com wrote:

> Precedent is clear.  In the event of a strike or Rapture with K9 in lead, K9 wins.  Not sure what happens, however, if LMC lead. 
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> -Andy
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> Jeff beat me to it, as usual.  Ditto that.  Asterisk. **
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> It would just be another asterisk.  Which if I recall correctly is the 
> only kind of victory the Professor has ever managed.
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> The better question is, "Do two asterisks equal one real championship?"
> 
> The King
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> Judgment Day
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> If the MLB season end due to The Rapture (sounds more fun than Judgment 
> Day), does Klein win?  I think we need a league ruling.  I say "no."  
> The season would be canceled w/out a winner.
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> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
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> Sent: Fri, May 20, 2011 7:28 am
> Subject: [USML Announce] Riptorns Suspend Trade Talks Pending Judgment 
> Day
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> The Riptorns announced that they will not engage in any commercial or 
> other activities pending Judgment Day on May 21.  "The fact that the 
> Klein 9 remain in first place is enough of an apocalyptic sign, but 
> when the Red Hots traded a keeper--that definitely moved the dial.  
> Accordingly, we will stand down and await the Rapture,: said Riptorns 
> CEO and spiritual guru Brad Jansen.
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