[USML Announce] This Deal Puts Haren My Chest

[Brad Jansen]

What will happen:
   * *IF *Konerko healthy, Nukes may lose 3 offensive points; *IF *Haren
healthy, Nukes add  5-7 pitching points, for a *NET GAIN OF UP TO 4
POINTS AND A BATTLE WITH THE BRATS.
*          * *BUT* *IF *Nukes have another deal in the works to replace
Konerko's offensive numbers (i.e, sluggers like Gonzalez from K-9, Fielder
from Bombers, Smoak from Riptorns), *THEN THE NUKES ARE PROHBITIVE
FAVORITES.*

*   **With Haren's departure, LMC may lose lose 3 pitching points; *IF *Konerko
healthy, LMC add up to 8 offensive points, for a *NET GAIN OF UP TO 5
POINTS, *enough to *KNOCK DOWN THE DADDIES *and *TEAR DOWN THE BERLINERS. *

Keep the deals comin', lads!!!


On Fri, Jun 8, 2012 at 2:08 PM, Jim Barrett <chicagojab at yahoo.com> wrote:

> Calamari trade Dan Haren to Nukes for Paul Konerko.
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