[USML Announce] USML Week In Review: Taking The League's Temperature

[Brad Jansen]

*NUKES: *Fireballed into first with 8 point gain. Who needs Konerko with
Moss on team. This team is *SCORCHING.*
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*FLAMING BRATS: *Cespedes' injury woes will dog team all summer as will
Morrow's departure*. TEMPERATURE DROPPING.*

*BERLINERS*: Dominant performances by Scherzer, Nova and Moore bolster
pitching point total as desire for Verlander has *COOLED OFF.*

*HOOSIER DADDIES*: Team trying to deal, still no takers, but place in
standings *CONTINUES TO RISE*.

*KLEIN NINE: *Minor spike in standings as team prepares for future *DOG
DAYS.*
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*LAKE MICHIGAN CALAMARI: *Stubborn refusal to trade pitching for hitting
means *COLD FRONT HAS MOVED IN.*
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*BLOCK'S BOMBERS: *Team can only go so far with the likes of Sutton, Sogard
and Nix as *their MERCURY PLUMMETS.*

*MIGHTY RED HOTS*: Team should have consulted Tom, not Jeffrey Skilling, as
its *FORECAST IS UNCERTAIN*.

*ANGRY YOUNG MEN: *When Chris Davis is centerpiece of dump deal, you know
it's *WET AND DANK IN HERE*.
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