[USML Announce] News Getz Worse For Barbequed Berliners

[Brad Jansen]

*ITEM*

HOUSTON -- The Royals placed infielder Chris Getz on the 15-day disabled
list Monday with a lateral strain in his lower leg. The amputation is
scheduled for Thursday.

*LOSER*

Berliners. Loss of team's speed merchant to yet another stint on DL means a
perilous drop in the SB category as team's 2012 hopes *HAVE RUN AGROUND*.

*WINNER*

Hoosier Daddies. If Johnny Giavotella could ever hit or catch a baseball,
he might one day have an opprotunity to displace the dimunitive Getz as
Daddies *ARE READY FOR TAKE OFF*.
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