[USML Announce] After the Dump Rush

[JOHN FRUIT]

I don't think apologies to Neil were needed for this one.....classic!
 
Date: Tue, 6 Aug 2013 20:12:53 -0500
From: bljansen at gmail.com
To: announce at usml.net
Subject: [USML Announce] After the Dump Rush

Apologies to Neil, etc.....

Well, I dreamed I saw the Brats
And Klein Nine coming,
Saying something about their trades.
There was Richard scheming and
Jeffrey screaming
And Chris Archer split my team.

There were the Angries trading
Everyone--
It brought me to my knees.
Look at Johnny Damon on the run
This was all just one big tease.
Look at Johnny Damon on the run
This was all just one big tease.


I was trading all my low-priced keepers
With the Damon in my eyes.
I was playing for redemption
When I traded all my guys.
There was a plan spinning in my head 
And now I wonder why.
I was thinking 'bout Bogaerts

and that kid Wil-
I really gave it my best try.
Thinking about what 
A hit I took--
I really gave it my best try.

Well, I dreamed I saw the Brats
And Red Hots trading
Just before August 1
There was Jeffrey crying

And stat sheets flying
Even Blocker joined the fun.
All in a dream, all in a dream
The dumping had begun.
They were sending Mister A-Rod's 
PED to a new home in the sun.
Sending Mister A-Rod's

PED to a new home........




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