[USML Announce] After the Dump Rush

[Doug Shabelman]

Now that Jeff is out of the picture (crying into his Matt Moore Rawlings glove I'm sure), I have taken over handling all of Brad's bookings. Please contact me for rider information, updated fees and schedules. Note that August is a difficult month for Brad as he has two weeks blocked off consoling Jeff while reading through Raul Ibanez's career stats and Omar Infante's medical history.

-Management

From: announce-bounces at usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf Of Richard Robbins
Sent: Wednesday, August 07, 2013 10:35 AM
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I can probably reserve our auditorium or broadcast studio.

On Wednesday, August 7, 2013, wrote:
Maybe one of the Pot Belly locations would turn over the mic to him.

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From: Blocker, Mark B. <mblocker at Sidley.com<mailto:mblocker at Sidley.com>>
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I am happy to arrange a lunch downtown at which Brad can perform these ditties.  Brad, please suggest some dates.

From: announce-bounces at usml.net<javascript:_e(%7b%7d,%20'cvml',%20'announce-bounces at usml.net');> [mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net<javascript:_e(%7b%7d,%20'cvml',%20'announce-bounces at usml.net?');>] On Behalf Of Jim Barrett
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Considering that Neil Young has one of the most grating and annoying voices in rock, along with Bob Dylan and Michael Stipe, Brad could probably even pull off singing the songs better along with writing the alternative lyrics.

Sent from my iPhone

On Aug 7, 2013, at 10:53 AM, Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com<javascript:_e(%7b%7d,%20'cvml',%20'bljansen at gmail.com');>> wrote:
Andy, I am working on a ditty called "Hey Hey, Klein Nine."
--Brad
On Wed, Aug 7, 2013 at 6:23 AM, Andrew Klein <anrklein at gmail.com<javascript:_e(%7b%7d,%20'cvml',%20'anrklein at gmail.com');>> wrote:
Out of town for a few days ... missed a lot of chatter.

I do think Brad needs to apologize.  Two songs in two days and neither takes a serious swipe at the K9?  I am highly insulted!!

On the earlier thread regarding league-wide monitoring of trades, I am happy with the league outcome of not doing so.  But I would be pleased to accept Brad's apparent offer that the K9 and Rips have mutual veto power over one another's deals.

Off to the Onroto web site to activate A-Rod for next week.  I'm looking for a big finish ...

-Andy

On 8/7/13 6:17 AM, JOHN FRUIT wrote:
I don't think apologies to Neil were needed for this one.....classic!

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Date: Tue, 6 Aug 2013 20:12:53 -0500
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Apologies to Neil, etc.....

Well, I dreamed I saw the Brats
And Klein Nine coming,
Saying something about their trades.
There was Richard scheming and
Jeffrey screaming
And Chris Archer split my team.
There were the Angries trading
Everyone--
It brought me to my knees.
Look at Johnny Damon on the run
This was all just one big tease.
Look at Johnny Damon on the run
This was all just one big tease.

I was trading all my low-priced keepers
With the Damon in my eyes.
I was playing for redemption
When I traded all my guys.
There was a plan spinning in my head
And now I wonder why.
I was thinking 'bout Bogaerts
and that kid Wil-
I really gave it my best try.
Thinking about what
A hit I took--
I really gave it my best try.

Well, I dreamed I saw the Brats
And Red Hots trading
Just before August 1
There was Jeffrey crying
And stat sheets flying
Even Blocker joined the fun.
All in a dream, all in a dream
The dumping had begun.
They were sending Mister A-Rod's
PED to a new home in the sun.
Sending Mister A-Rod's
PED to a new home........



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