[USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax: First Deal Of 2013--Ian Is Believin'

[Brad Jansen]

Kerbs, the only 2B of note available on draft day will be Howie Kendrick,
Jose Altuve, maybe Beckham (11) or Zobrist (30).

On Mon, Jan 21, 2013 at 3:44 PM, <springkerb at aol.com> wrote:

> So, Roberts, Chisenhall and Kinsler will all be available on Draft Day,
> right?
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Mon, Jan 21, 2013 3:41 pm
> Subject: [USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax: First Deal Of 2013--Ian Is
> Believin'
>
> The Klein Nine and Riptorns heralded President Obama's second term as
> President and Lupe Fiasco's antiwar stance by announcing the first trade of
> 2013. The Riptorns parted company with veteran speedster Brian Still Tryin'
> Roberts and young slugger Lonnie Chisenhall to acquire noted second sacker
> Ian Kinsler.
>
>  "I needed to add a new dimension to my roster, and this deal meets by
> learning and business objectives," explained Professor Klein. "I already
> have a fairly substantial chunk of salary dedicated to players like
> Granderson (25), Alexei Ramirez (24), Edwin Encarnacion (16) and Hector
> Noesi (10). This move allows to me to  plug some offensive holes with
> cheap, undervalued talent. I'm all about the former, if not the latter."
>
>  As for Jansen, "It just felt like the right time. It's always the right
> time to do a deal. There simply was no place for Chisenhall on my roster
> and if I had to move Roberts to get  Kinsler, so be it. With Andrus-Kinsler
> anchoring my MI, I have a keystone combo I always dreamt about, especially
> after seven Diet Cokes on draft day. Plus, I have a hedge if one or the
> other gets traded to the NL. Let this deal be a statement to the rest of
> the USML: this is the year the Rips get serious. Now, Calamari, call me
> about Profar, please!!"
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