[USML Announce] USML Week In Review: Red Hots Boil Over Bumbling Berliners

[Brad Jansen]

*Mighty Red Hots  *Izturis activation vaults team into 1st, but with only 3
starting pitchers *HOW LONG WILL IT LAST?*
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*Berliners *Injuries, lackluster Jennings and mediocre pitching take take
their toll *ON TOPPLED GIANT. *
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*Bombers *Vernon Wells can only do so much, bit without Ogando, Reddick,
Hanrahan and Youk, *IT'S TIME TO PLAY TAPS.*
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*Riptorns  *This season's most lovable gang of misfits continues to hang
tough as it waits for its *REYES OF HOPE*.

*Flaming Brats  *Defending champs in grueling sausage race for fifth as
owner wonders when is it *CESPEDES FOR THE REST OF US. *
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*Lake Michigan Calamari  *Team not getting better; it's just the AYM and
Klein-9 getting worse* AS ITS OFFENSE IS NOTHING TO CARP ABOUT.*
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*Angry Young Men *Bitterly bad pitching sinks team's hope as it hope latest
FAAB move *GIVES IT THE LAST LOUGH.*
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*Klein 9  *Rapid plummet through standings means that for rest of season *THIS
TEAM IS ON CRUZ CONTROL.*
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*Hoosier Daddies, Nukes and AFV: *See last week's notations.
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