[USML Announce] USML Inspector General's Report: We Ferret Out The Truth, So You Don't Have To.....
Richard Robbins
rerobbins at itinker.net
Tue May 21 20:16:37 EDT 2013
But I don't think I had him on my active roster for any of his home runs.
By the way, I thought I purchased Jeff Keppinger, not the current day
(probably 80 year old) Don Kessinger.
On Tue, May 21, 2013 at 5:46 PM, Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com> wrote:
> *ITEM*
> *
> *
> Berliners owner Jeffrey Winick made the following statements about
> Berliners MI Jed Lowrie ($14) on or about April 17, 2013:
> Jeffrey Winick
> Apr 17
> to USML
>
> I’m well aware of Mr. Lowrie’s abilities. Doubt him if you will, but the
> only question about him is his health. If he can keep it together, he’s
> going to be huge for both the A’s and the Berliners.****
>
>
>
> *FINDINGS OF THE USML INSPECTOR GENERAL: *
>
> * *Jed Lowrie has belted all of 3 home runs this year--the last of
> which came on *April 7*.
>
> **
>
> Jed Lowrie, after amassing 15 RBI in April, has driven in all of 6 in
> this merry month of May.
>
>
> Jed Lowrie has scored one run, repeat--ONE RUN-- in the month of May.
>
>
> The Berliners are in second place.
>
>
> *CONCLUSIONS *
>
> Jed Lowrie is not keeping it together.
>
> Jed Lowrie is not going to be huge for the Berliners.
>
> The Berliners will not finish in first.
>
> Maicer Izturis also has 3 home runs this season.
>
> Maicer Izturis has hit more home runs and scored more runs than
> Lowrie since May 1.
>
> Maicer Izturis is shorter and weighs considerably less than the plump
> Lowrie.
>
> Maicer Izturis is on the Red Hots.
>
> The Red Hots will finish higher in the standings than the Berliners.
>
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