[USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax Seal

Thu Jun 25 07:27:17 EDT 2015

Isn't Osuna the same guy who was "closing" for the Jays at the beginning of the season, only with a different name?  Jays closers are like Spinal Tap drummers.

Mark

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From: Andy Klein <anrklein at gmail.com>
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Laugh all you want.  But once Osuna gets rolling and Evan Scribner gets the job in Oakland, I'll have a bigger lead in saves than Blocker does in home runs.  

-Andy  

PS:  Edward Mujica?  Who are you trying to fool, Kerber!!  

On Wed, Jun 24, 2015 at 7:44 PM, springkerb    <springkerb at aol.com> wrote:   

Shoot higher.  How about Ken Griffen III?     

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From: JOHN FRUIT <       jtfruit at msn.com>        
Date: 06/24/2015 5:02 PM (GMT-06:00)        
To: USML Announcements <       announce at usml.net>        
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax Seal        

The next Adam Jones doesn't seem too farfetched.        

Sent from my Verizon Wireless 4G LTE smartphone        

 -------- Original message --------       
 From: Jeffrey Winick <       jhwinick at aol.com>        
 Date: 06/24/2015 5:01 PM (GMT-06:00)        
 To:        announce at usml.net        
 Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax Seal        

"may start"??         

 I think you just did.

-----Original Message-----          
 From: JOHN FRUIT <          jtfruit at msn.com>          
 To: USML Announcements <          announce at usml.net>          
 Sent: Wed, Jun 24, 2015 5:01 pm          
 Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax Seal          

I've never been one for puffery but I may start with Domingo Santana.             

Sent from my Verizon Wireless 4G LTE smartphone              

 -------- Original message --------             
 From:             springkerb at aol.com             
 Date: 06/24/2015 4:44 PM (GMT-06:00)             
 To:             announce at usml.net             
 Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax Seal             

               I thought you were an officer!               

Mark               

-----Original Message-----                
 From: JOHN FRUIT <               jtfruit at msn.com>                
 To: announce <               announce at usml.net>                
 Sent: Wed, Jun 24, 2015 4:03 pm                
 Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax Seal                

how do I gain admittance to the Puffery Club?                   

 Date: Wed, 24 Jun 2015 15:52:26 -0400                    
 From:                    anrklein at gmail.com                    
 To:                    announce at usml.net                    
 Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Notice of Hot Wax Seal                    

David Robertson is just an old version of Roberto Osuna, the new stud closer for the Toronto Blue Jays.  And Osuna just happens to be a Y1 $5 member of the K9.  All offers are welcome - even those that include King Felix.  :)                     

That is all.                     

-Andy                     

On Wed, Jun 24, 2015 at 11:34 AM, Jeffrey Winick                       <jhwinick at aol.com> wrote:                      

                       The LuBeasts and the Berliners are pleased to announce the following mutually beneficial transaction:                        

David Robertson is now a proud member of the Berliners where he will shore up the woeful relief pitching corps                        

and                         

Jorge Alfaro will join the LuBeasts as a future all-star catcher.                        

That is all.                        

Jeff                        

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