[USML Announce] Fwd: Lubeasts 2016 retention roster

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As a fellow Iowan, I'd note that having beans in your corn field is actually not a good thing--although not as bad as having corn in your bean field.  Anybody else who's walked beans, baled hay and de-tassled seed corn, raise your hands.


Sweet press release!  Looking forward to more in the future.



Mark K



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From: Jeffrey Winick <jwinick at hwhlegal.com>
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Got it. 

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On Mar 7, 2016, at 8:02 PM, Frank Luby <zachfehsvater at yahoo.com> wrote:



Resending!


Could someone please let me know if if comes through.


Thanks!

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From: Frank Luby <zachfehsvater at yahoo.com>
Date: March 7, 2016 at 7:38:45 AM CST
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>,  Mark Blocker <blockermark at gmail.com>
Subject: Lubeasts 2016 retention roster
Reply-To: Frank Luby <zachfehsvater at yahoo.com>




For release: March 7, 2016, 5 PM CST


Lubeasts optimistic, because ...


CHICAGO - The Lubeasts have begun spring training with a core of players expected to help the franchise improve on its USML history.


"Finishing in the Top 10 in our league is simply not good enough," said general manager Frank Luby. "We have no choice but to do better than that. And we are encouraged that last year was not the worst Lubeasts season in USML history."


The Lubeasts spring training facility reflects these changes. Gone are the plaques commemorating the 2003 Tigers and the 2013 Astros. The team has released Rick Porcello, who won the 2015 Rich Yett "You Own Him?" Trophy, as well as Jonathan Singleton, who took home 2015 "Sam Horn, Only Worse" honors and starred in the 2015 Futureless game during All-Star week.


After a long weekend in Iowa to channel Ray Kinsella and Terrance Mann, the front office has decided to keep these guys around:


Jonathan Schoop        Y2    $5     BAL     2B

Brett Lawrie                 Y2    $13  CWS    3B

Chris Young                 Y2    $1    BOS     OF
Max Kepler                  Y2    $2    MIN      OF

Alex Rodriguez            Y2    $1    NYY      UT
Kevin Gausman           FA    $5    BAL      P

Josh Tomlin            `    Y2    $5    CLE      P


Total: 7 players for $32


And in the corn field ...


Matt Chapman              Y0   $5   OAK     3B
Daz Cameron                Y0   $2   HOU    OF
Hunter Harvey               Y0   $5   BAL      P















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