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<div>TORONTO -- After striking out four times to increase his American League-leading total to 65, <a class="taxInlineTagLink" id="PESPT000010025" title="Adam Dunn" href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/topic/sports/baseball/adam-dunn-PESPT000010025.topic">Adam Dunn</a> will drop to seventh in the <a class="taxInlineTagLink" id="ORSPT000167" title="Chicago White Sox" href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/topic/sports/baseball/chicago-white-sox-ORSPT000167.topic">Chicago White Sox</a>'s batting order Friday night.<br>
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<div>LOSER: Klein 9's stubborn refusal to concede defeat and trade Adrian Gonzalez to Riptorns for cheap keeper demonstrates lack of foresight as K-9 CAREEN OFF THE TRACK.</div>
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<div>WINNER: Whichever team offers a slugger to the always reasonable Riptorns and helps the Rips FULFILL THEIR DESTINY.  <br></div>