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color=#0000ff size=2>I wish.</FONT></SPAN></DIV><BR>
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<FONT face=Tahoma size=2><B>From:</B> announce-bounces@usml.net
[mailto:announce-bounces@usml.net] <B>On Behalf Of
</B>anrklein@gmail.com<BR><B>Sent:</B> Tuesday, June 28, 2011 1:16
PM<BR><B>To:</B> USML Announcements<BR><B>Subject:</B> Re: [USML Announce] Rips'
New Third Sacker Proves They're Not Dunn Yet<BR></FONT><BR></DIV>
<DIV></DIV>I started writing a spirited defense of Ian Kinsler, then realized
you were talking about Adam Dunn.<BR><BR>Anyway, I'm only in first place in
theory. It's the Red Hots' world, and we're just living in
it.<BR><BR>-Andy<BR><BR>On , Brad Jansen <bljansen@gmail.com>
wrote:<BR>> Professor, I'd rather have to infielders capable of hitting 275
in Triple-A than a $29 infielder incapable of hitting 175 in the majors.
Mock all you want--you're in first place...<BR>> <BR>> <BR>> On Mon,
Jun 27, 2011 at 8:21 PM, Andrew Klein anrklein@gmail.com> wrote:<BR>>
<BR>> <BR>> <BR>> <BR>> <BR>> <BR>> <BR>> Woo hoo.
With Chisenhall and Moustakas, the Rips now have two<BR>> infielders capable
of hitting .275 in AAA. <BR>> <BR>> <BR>> <BR>> LOSER:
Blocker, when he trades ten guys to get these overrated<BR>> Baseball America
cover boys next year.<BR>> <BR>> <BR>> <BR>> <BR>> On 6/27/11
7:33 PM, Brad Jansen wrote:<BR>> <BR>> <BR>> <BR>> <BR>> ITEM:
The Lonnie Chisenhall era has officially arrived. On<BR>> Monday, the Indians
summoned Chisenhall -- Cleveland's top<BR>> prospect and the 28th-best
prospect in baseball entering 2011,<BR>> according to MLB.com -- from
Triple-A Columbus in hopes of<BR>> breathing some life into the club's ailing
offense. To clear<BR>> room on the roster for the young third baseman, the
Tribe<BR>> designated for assignment veteran infielder Adam Everett. <BR>>
<BR>> <BR>> <BR>> WINNER: Rips need another slugger in lineup to
bolster fifth<BR>> place battle, what with Dunn striking out an average of 4
times<BR>> a game. With speed merchant Desmond Jennings close behind,
this<BR>> team's trendline is EROTICALLY CHARGED.<BR>> <BR>>
<BR>> <BR>> LOSER: Klein 9 offensive juggernaut faces
serious<BR>> challenge from resurgent Riptorns. With a
lineup featuring the<BR>> likes of DeJesus, Treanor and Hughes, the
K-9 are LIMPING ALONG.<BR>> <BR>> <BR>> <BR>> <BR>>
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