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<P><B>From: </B>"Brad Jansen" <bljansen@gmail.com><BR><B>To: </B>"USML Announcements" <announce@usml.net><BR><B>Sent: </B>Thursday, August 11, 2011 9:51:56 AM<BR><B>Subject: </B>[USML Announce] Trade Me Jason Kipnis<BR><BR></P>
<DIV>with apologies to the BTO.....</DIV>
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<DIV>I wake up every morning</DIV>
<DIV>To my Rotoworld warning</DIV>
<DIV>I see that my team is still shitty</DIV>
<DIV>There's the Red Hots up above</DIV>
<DIV>Jeffrey shows me no more love</DIV>
<DIV>Is there a player anyone could just give me</DIV>
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<DIV>My roster's just a crime</DIV>
<DIV>I can't even beat Klein Nine</DIV>
<DIV>Don't even know which guys I should play</DIV>
<DIV>But there's that nice young Jewish boy</DIV>
<DIV>And even though I'm just a goy</DIV>
<DIV>For him I'd trade my whole team away</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Will you trade me Jason Kipnis -- right now- today?</DIV>
<DIV>Trade me Jason Kipnis--I will pay!</DIV>
<DIV>Trade me Jason Kipnis-he's all mine!</DIV>
<DIV>Trade me Jason Kipnis--and don't tell Andy Klein!</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>Work out!</DIV>
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<DIV>I'd be hopin' and wishin'</DIV>
<DIV>Just to hear that Winick bitchin'</DIV>
<DIV>If I could make a deal for that fellow</DIV>
<DIV>He's as good as Alomar</DIV>
<DIV>Though he doesn't spit as far</DIV>
<DIV>The thought just makes my knees turn to jello</DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV>The guys would see me havin' fun</DIV>
<DIV>Even with that Adam Dunn</DIV>
<DIV>Tell them that I just made a trade</DIV>
<DIV>It's only Klein I must avoid</DIV>
<DIV>But Jeff would be so damn annoyed</DIV>
<DIV>Cos I'd just trade my whole team away</DIV>
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<DIV>Will you trade me Jason Kipnis [refrain]</DIV>
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