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<div>You made out like a bandit on the freakin' Gregg trade.</div>
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From: Andrew Klein <anrklein@gmail.com><br>
To: USML Announcements <announce@usml.net><br>
Sent: Tue, Aug 30, 2011 12:42 pm<br>
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] It's this week's edition of "Ask Andy"<br>
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<div id=AOLMsgPart_2_368e4641-77ec-448e-ba3a-2edb58a4f0ed>If you don't stop bothering me, I'll never get the damn football pool activated. Nevertheless, answers are below.<br>
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-Professor Klein<br>
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On 8/30/11 10:30 AM, Brad Jansen wrote:
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<div> I drafted Dayan Viciedo for one dollar. You know that, don't you?</div>
<div>--Bewildered Brad</div>
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Andy Answers: No.<br>
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<div>Dear Professor:</div>
<div> Are your reserve pitchers so bad that you don't bother to reserve Nick Blackburn singing in the dead of night?</div>
<div>--Kerbs</div>
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Andy Answers: Even singing in the dead of night, he beats the hell out of than freakin' A.J. Burnett.<br>
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<div>Dear Professor:</div>
<div> My receivables are down because of the inordinate amount of time I'm spending to lay the ground work for my offseaon's trades (starting with that albatross Matusz). Can I charge admission to next year's draft?</div>
<div>--Jeff the Deposed King Winick <br>
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Andy Answers: Yes, to everyone but Fruit. Since Nuveen owns the building, you have to pay him to attend.<br>
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<div>Dear Professor:</div>
<div> Should I buy that Tigers' Alburquerque tee shirt I've had my eyes on all year? </div>
<div>--Mark Bombed Blocker</div>
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Andy Answers: A real story, if not responsive. Went to the Indianapolis Indians game last week and a guy in front of me was wearing a Jake Arietta jersey. I was tempted to buy it off his back and send it to Doug.<br>
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<div>Dear Professor:</div>
<div> Where am I?</div>
<div>Doug "Bang My Conger Drum Slowly" Shabeleman</div>
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Andy Answers: Still ahead of Winick. Stay strong.<br>
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<div>Dear Professor:</div>
<div> When will Winick stop trying to trade me Matt Thornton?</div>
<div>Jim I Can't Barrett</div>
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Andy Answers: Stop complaining. Just be glad you're not fielding calls from Kerber peddling guys like Kevin Gregg and Julio Borbon. <br>
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<div>Dear Professor:</div>
<div> Buddha's gone this season and several Middle East dictators have fallen. Any correlation?</div>
<div>Rick "Love my Tank" Gammons</div>
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Andy Answers: Do you read Doonesbury? Buddha is Uncle Duke, hanging out in Tripoli.<br>
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<div>Dear Professor:</div>
<div> I'd like to send you an advance copy of the photojournal commemoration of my 20111 championship season. It's called <EM>I, Red Hot</EM>. What's your address?</div>
<div>Rich Red Hot Robbins</div>
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Andy Answers: Thanks, Rich. Please send all correspondence to Harris Winick LLP, 333 W. Wacker, Chicago, IL.<br>
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