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</o:shapelayout></xml><![endif]--></head><body lang=EN-US link=blue vlink=purple><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:blue'>And I thought that my ground-breaking findings based on review of prior league results debunked the notion that fifth place matters.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:blue'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div><div style='border:none;border-top:solid #B5C4DF 1.0pt;padding:3.0pt 0in 0in 0in'><p class=MsoNormal><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'>From:</span></b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'> announce-bounces@usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces@usml.net] <b>On Behalf Of </b>Jeffrey Winick<br><b>Sent:</b> Tuesday, September 27, 2011 10:11 AM<br><b>To:</b> USML Announcements<br><b>Subject:</b> Re: [USML Announce] 2011 Campaign About Over, Still No Call<o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>Brad Lee,<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>Don’t let that clearly not-so-heartfelt concession from Mr. B get you down. This is the man with whom the Drive for Five originated. There is NO ONE who better appreciates the importance of a fifth place finish than he. Know that to come so close and fail in the end must be extraordinarily painful for him. So, be the better man and accept the best that Mark could muster in these difficult times. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>But, I congratulate you on a job well done. Seriously, who else could have turned Neftali Feliz, Jacoby Ellsbury, Jesus Montero, etc. into such a solid 5<sup>th</sup> place team.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>The King<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div><div style='border:none;border-top:solid #B5C4DF 1.0pt;padding:3.0pt 0in 0in 0in'><p class=MsoNormal><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'>From:</span></b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'> announce-bounces@usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces@usml.net] <b>On Behalf Of </b>Blocker, Mark B.<br><b>Sent:</b> Tuesday, September 27, 2011 9:54 AM<br><b>To:</b> USML Announcements<br><b>Subject:</b> Re: [USML Announce] 2011 Campaign About Over, Still No Call<o:p></o:p></span></p></div></div><p class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>Brad: A hearty congratulations on your much-sought-after 5<sup>th</sup> place finish. I concede. Only my busy schedule coupled with the need to sit with Doug and watch game film from this past weekend’s Packer rout of the Bears is preventing me from making the traditional hour-long call to the winner of the 5<sup>th</sup> place non-trophy. But rest assured, I never had a chance of competing with your fantasy baseball creationism agenda, a term I must sheepishly admit that I did not know existed until moments ago (did I sleep through that part of Moneyball?). I am a fantasy baseball evolutionist, looking for big bang to get the Bombers back to the top, so I reject your whole creationism agenda.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>But I digress. Let me just say: job well done Brad. I know you set out from early March to secure this 5<sup>th</sup> place finish, and let me not stand in the way of what must be a moment of real celebration at the Jansen household now that the goal has been achieved. I salute you, Brad Jansen.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'> -- Mark Blocker, owner of the now-vanquished-to-6<sup>th</sup>-place Block’s Bombers.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div style='border:none;border-top:solid #B5C4DF 1.0pt;padding:3.0pt 0in 0in 0in'><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'>From:</span></b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'> announce-bounces@usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces@usml.net] <b>On Behalf Of </b>Brad Jansen<br><b>Sent:</b> Tuesday, September 27, 2011 9:39 AM<br><b>To:</b> USML Announcements<br><b>Subject:</b> [USML Announce] 2011 Campaign About Over, Still No Call<o:p></o:p></span></p></div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><o:p> </o:p></p><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'>With 160 out of 162 precincts reporting, the Rips have locked down 5th place, edging out the Bombers in a race that turned once the Rips acquired Mike Moustakas from the LMC and traded Trevor Cahill to the Bombers for Robinson Cano.<o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'> <o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'>"By every measure I am pleased with the Riptorns' accomplishments this year," remarked Brad Jansen. "We set out to start the season with nine pitchers. Done. We wanted to stay in the race long enough to advance our fantasy baseball creationism agenda. Done. We wanted some cheap keeps and a fifth place finish to nab the first round pick in '12. Double-Done. We couldn't catch Trout so we fished for Carp. Done."<o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'> <o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'>All that remains is the traditional concession call from the defeated opposition. So far, it has not happened. Said Brad: "Look, I know that Andy Klein called Rich to concede first place as soon as Rich acquired Verlander and Lester--and Andy had a twenty point lead at the time. I also know that Andy this morning asked his assistant to get Jim Barrett on the line. I expect an announcement will be made shortly.<o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'> <o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'>"But Mark's Mark and I'm not going to sit by the phone all day. He pulled down the shades and closed the shop weeks ago, so at this point I don't expect to hear from him. Heck, I think Harold Washington is still waiting for Bernie Epton's call. We'll just move forward with our celebration and enjoy some free time with the family. It's been a long season. 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