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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D">Breaking my silence due to the nature of this topic.
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D">I’m sorry Brad, but all corporate attorneys (and even those who are employed by law schools) are essentially ordered to only wear dorky, large-billed caps that
 sit high on the head. It’s essentially what makes dorky corporate lawyers… well…. dorky.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D">Please leave the good hats for others more fortunate.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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</span></span></span><![endif]><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D">-Suddenly Not So Silent Shabes (AYM Management)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"">From:</span></b><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif""> announce-bounces@usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces@usml.net]
<b>On Behalf Of </b>Brad Jansen<br>
<b>Sent:</b> Friday, March 02, 2012 12:48 PM<br>
<b>To:</b> USML Announcements<br>
<b>Subject:</b> [USML Announce] EXCITING NEWS!!!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">So, check this out. I don't know how many of you guys like to wear the official MLB caps--the New Era one (White Sox, of course) that has been out for a couple years or so always sat way too high on my head because the blasted crwon was
 too large--made me look like a cone head, which some would say was an improvement.<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Anyway, several days ago I was reading a piece on <a href="http://espn.com/mlb">
espn.com/mlb</a> about how Colby Rasmus is an overrated mediocrtity (seriously, Andy, you should read it for yourself) and after several paragraphs lost interest and started reading a blog by some guy who follows baseball fashion trends--he was lamenting the
 goofy-looking BP caps. Article mentioned the woes guys have with the regular caps' high crowns--and he referred to specially made low crown caps--well, I am happy to tell you that New Era carries them, and I got mine in the mail yesterday and believe me, I
 don't look like a total tool wearing it!<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">So, if you care about such things, check out New Era's low-crown MLB caps.  Thank me later.<o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Where are those reserve rosters?? Come on, I'm waiting!! <o:p></o:p></p>
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