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<div>Just wear the same dorky cap, but wear it crooked with the bill totally flat. Then get a pair of those ultra-baggy jeans. Oh, and grillz--gotta have those. Finally, a rapper name--I'm thinking "DJ BJ."</div>
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Instant coolness, just like that.</div>
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From: Brad Jansen <bljansen@gmail.com><br>
To: USML Announcements <announce@usml.net><br>
Sent: Fri, Mar 2, 2012 2:41 pm<br>
Subject: Re: [USML Announce] EXCITING NEWS!!!<br>
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<div>Doug, here I am trying to share useful info and you toss me in with corporate lawyers and professors. Thanks. Thanks a lot.</div>
<div>Brad Hurt Badlee Jansen <br>
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<div class=gmail_quote>On Fri, Mar 2, 2012 at 1:15 PM, Doug Shabelman <SPAN dir=ltr><<A href="mailto:Doug.Shabelman@burnsent.com">Doug.Shabelman@burnsent.com</A>></SPAN> wrote:<br>
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<div class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'">Breaking my silence due to the nature of this topic. <U></U><U></U></SPAN></div>
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<div class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'">I’m sorry Brad, but all corporate attorneys (and even those who are employed by law schools) are essentially ordered to only wear dorky, large-billed caps that sit high on the head. It’s essentially what makes dorky corporate lawyers… well…. dorky.<U></U><U></U></SPAN></div>
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<div class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif'">Please leave the good hats for others more fortunate.<U></U><U></U></SPAN></div>
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<div class=MsoNormal><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'">From:</SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'"> <A href="mailto:announce-bounces@usml.net">announce-bounces@usml.net</A> [mailto:<A href="mailto:announce-bounces@usml.net">announce-bounces@usml.net</A>] <B>On Behalf Of </B>Brad Jansen<br>
<B>Sent:</B> Friday, March 02, 2012 12:48 PM<br>
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<div class=MsoNormal>So, check this out. I don't know how many of you guys like to wear the official MLB caps--the New Era one (White Sox, of course) that has been out for a couple years or so always sat way too high on my head because the blasted crwon was too large--made me look like a cone head, which some would say was an improvement.<U></U><U></U></div>
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<div class=MsoNormal>Anyway, several days ago I was reading a piece on <A href="http://espn.com/mlb" target=_blank>espn.com/mlb</A> about how Colby Rasmus is an overrated mediocrtity (seriously, Andy, you should read it for yourself) and after several paragraphs lost interest and started reading a blog by some guy who follows baseball fashion trends--he was lamenting the goofy-looking BP caps. Article mentioned the woes guys have with the regular caps' high crowns--and he referred to specially made low crown caps--well, I am happy to tell you that New Era carries them, and I got mine in the mail yesterday and believe me, I don't look like a total tool wearing it!<U></U><U></U></div>
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<div class=MsoNormal>So, if you care about such things, check out New Era's low-crown MLB caps. Thank me later.<U></U><U></U></div>
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<div class=MsoNormal>Where are those reserve rosters?? Come on, I'm waiting!! <U></U><U></U></div>
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