<html><head><style type='text/css'>p { margin: 0; }</style></head><body><div style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt; color: #000000'>Greetings;<br> As the musical death themes keep rolling in from Brad, let us pray that Steve Miller or Falco aren't next to kick off.<br> Rick<br><br><hr id="zwchr"><b>From: </b>"Brad Jansen" <bljansen@gmail.com><br><b>To: </b>"USML Announcements" <announce@usml.net><br><b>Sent: </b>Monday, May 21, 2012 11:14:10 AM<br><b>Subject: </b>[USML Announce] USML Week In Review<br><br><div><strong>BERLINERS</strong>: Total points are decreasing, still no closer, but another week passes and this team is <strong>STAYIN' ALIVE</strong>. </div>
<div> </div>
<div><strong>FLAMING BRATS: </strong>A sizzling week catapults team into 2nd place -- and still no meaningful contributions from Pujols. Brats, <strong>YOU SHOULD BE DANCIN'</strong>. </div>
<div> </div>
<div><strong>NUKES: </strong>Huge week sends team's point totals skyrocketing. Kerbs, when you decide to trade for steals, you know you can <strong>RUN TO ME. </strong></div>
<div><strong></strong> </div>
<div><strong>LAKE MICHIGAN CALAMARI: </strong>Team plummets due to poor offense, too little Ellsbury and <strong>TOO MUCH HEAVEN.</strong></div>
<div><strong></strong> </div>
<div><strong>MIGHTY RED HOTS: </strong>Another week in fifth. Aging owner prefers complacency as he remains <strong>HORIZONTAL.</strong></div>
<div><strong></strong> </div>
<div><strong>ANGRY YOUNG MEN: </strong>Edges up to 6th place, but with little talent to trade team faces several <strong>LONELY DAYS.</strong></div>
<div><strong></strong> </div>
<div><strong>HOOSIER DADDIES: </strong>Team holding its own at the 7 spot. Injuries continue to test owner whose <strong>STILL WATERS RUN DEEP.</strong></div>
<div><strong></strong> </div>
<div><strong>BLOCK's BOMBERS: </strong>Another week, another drop in the standings. Trade chatter nothing more than <strong>JIVE TALKIN'</strong>.</div>
<div> </div>
<div><strong>KLEIN NINE: </strong>Each day owner checks Rasmus's numbers and asks himself <strong>HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HEART? </strong></div>
<div><strong></strong> </div>
<div><strong>RIPTORNS: </strong>Baseball's most exciting player toils on one of the USML's worst teams: nothing short of a <strong>TRAGEDY.</strong> </div>
<div> </div>
<div><strong>ADAMS FAMILY VALUES: </strong>When it comes to Cano inquiries, all Adams needs to ask is <strong>HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE?</strong></div>
<br>_______________________________________________<br>announce mailing list<br>announce@usml.net<br>http://lists.usml.net/mailman/listinfo/announce<br></div></body></html>