<html><head><style type='text/css'>p { margin: 0; }</style></head><body><div style='font-family: Arial; font-size: 12pt; color: #000000'> If he's from Northbrook and seems to be gone for long periods of time we might have a story there ......<br><br><hr id="zwchr"><b>From: </b>"Dennis Adams" <dadams17@gmail.com><br><b>To: </b>"USML Announcements" <announce@usml.net><br><b>Sent: </b>Thursday, May 31, 2012 9:09:26 PM<br><b>Subject: </b>Re: [USML Announce] USML Week In Review, Memorial Day Edition<br><br><p>Theres an attorney at my firm named jason kipnis. I found that pretty awesome today.</p>
<div class="gmail_quote">On May 31, 2012 11:34 AM, "Brad Jansen" <<a href="mailto:bljansen@gmail.com" target="_blank">bljansen@gmail.com</a>> wrote:<br><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); padding-left: 1ex;">
<div>Sorry, chaps. I'm a few days late and several dollars short, but nevertheless it is time to see where things stand:</div>
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<div><strong>FLAMING BRATS: </strong>With<strong> </strong>Pujols afire and Cespedes due back, the league's best team prepares to soar <strong>WHERE EAGLES DARE.</strong></div>
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<div><strong>NUKES: </strong>Few saves, fewer stolen bases, but this team beats with a <strong>BRAVEHEART.</strong></div>
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<div><strong>BERLINERS: </strong>Can ill afford another trade of proven rookies for high-risk veterans or its fading dream of a money finish will be <strong>GONE WITH THE WIND.</strong></div>
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<div><strong>LAKE MICHIGAN CALAMARI: </strong>Failure to bolster flagging offense dooms team to kamikaze mission as it's <strong>TORA! TORA! TORA! TIME.</strong></div>
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<div><strong>HOOSIER DADDIES: </strong>Weaver shelved, Hafner done, Raburn sent packing...team's dream of money finish is but <strong>A GRAND ILLUSION.</strong></div>
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<div><strong>KLEIN NINE: </strong>What was that? A Rasmus home run?? Can Sale lead this team down <strong>the PATHS OF GLORY?</strong></div>
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<div><strong>ANGRY YOUNG MEN</strong>: First McCarthy, now Fister. For the AYM, it's <strong>APOCALYPSE NOW</strong>. </div>
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<div><strong>BLOCK'S BOMBERS: </strong>Faul replaces Morel...looking for thrills on this team is like sitting through <strong>THE LONGEST DAY</strong>.</div>
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<div><strong>MIGHTY RED HOTS: </strong>As last year's champions plunge into the chasm, it's time its comatose owner wears the <strong>FULL METAL JACKET</strong>.</div>
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<div><strong>RIPTORNS: </strong>With youngsters Trout, Middlebrooks, Montero and Moustakas leading the way, this team looks forward to the <strong>BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES</strong>.</div>
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<div><strong>ADAMS FAMILY VALUES: </strong>No takers for Cano? Or Crash and Burn Davis? For now, <strong>IT'S ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT. </strong></div>
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