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<P CLASS="eb85c477-9050-4f42-bbb1-57aa63042041"><div class=WordSection1><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>I am pretty sure it wasn’t accredited to begin with. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p><div style='border:none;border-top:solid #B5C4DF 1.0pt;padding:3.0pt 0in 0in 0in'><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'>From:</span></b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'> announce-bounces@usml.net [mailto:announce-bounces@usml.net] <b>On Behalf Of </b>Richard Robbins<br><b>Sent:</b> Monday, August 06, 2012 10:31 PM<br><b>To:</b> USML Announcements<br><b>Subject:</b> Re: [USML Announce] Grading The In-Season Dump Deals<o:p></o:p></span></p></div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><o:p> </o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'>I suspect the school is going to lose its accreditation.<o:p></o:p></p><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><o:p> </o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='mso-margin-top-alt:0in;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:12.0pt;margin-left:.5in'>There are rumors that Professor Brad Lee has been accepting bribes in return for grades.<o:p></o:p></p><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'>On Mon, Aug 6, 2012 at 2:57 PM, Andrew Klein <<a href="mailto:anrklein@gmail.com" target="_blank">anrklein@gmail.com</a>> wrote:<o:p></o:p></p><div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><o:p> </o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'>Dear Deans Robbins and Kerber,<o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><o:p> </o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'>Please send me the grade appeal process!<o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><o:p> </o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'>-K9<o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><o:p> </o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><o:p> </o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><o:p> </o:p></p></div><div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'>From my Android phone on T-Mobile. The first nationwide 4G network.<o:p></o:p></p></div></div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><br>Brad Jansen <<a href="mailto:bljansen@gmail.com" target="_blank">bljansen@gmail.com</a>> wrote:<o:p></o:p></p><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'>Good afternoon, class. I have waived this school's code of confidentiality and posted both your names and grades for this summer's in-season dump deal assignment. Needless to say, I am a bit disappointed in your overall efforts and utter lack of imagination. While I understand the Riptorns' off-season acquisition of Mike Trout will stand as The Greatest Trade Ever Made, by no means should you have set your sights so low and not even try to top that deal. Be that as it may, I have tried to generate more effort in analyzing your moves than you obviously did on making them:<o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'> <o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'>Incomplete: Adams Family Values. If any of these acquisitions remain in organized baseball long enough to come off the DL, then I'll assign a grade. I do recommend, however, that you retake this class and try your experiments on live creatures and not all these dead frogs. <o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'> <o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'>F: Klein Nine. Acquires mediocre kid pitchers and a closer that every media outlet projected would end up traded to the NL. Guess aluminum foil does not generate great TV reception down there in Indiana. Gets a MI and OF who are utility players on any other team--oh, wait, Frenchy already is....Preparation so poor I should send you to the dean.<o:p></o:p></p></div><div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'> <o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'>D: Block's Bombers. Took all summer and half your team, but you did manage to land a 36-year old DH who will be batting from a walker next year assuming he can even stand on one leg. Nevertheless he's $1 and clearly will return value on your investment when not lounging in the whirlpool. Lester at $31 could be a steal if he can maintain an ERA below 5.00.<o:p></o:p></p></div></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'> <o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'>C-: Mighty Red Hots. That independent study project photographing tires in rural America wreaked havoc with your studies. Dustin Ackley for chrissakes? Hopefully Cain won't need further DL stints to convince you to extend his contract next year. Otherwise, all I can say is "here's lookin' at Yu, kid" OK, enough puns on his name. I am soooo disappointed in your overall performance this year. From high honors to near rock bottom. Next summer take typing.<o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'> <o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'>B+ : Riptorns. Montero and Bundy very nice pick ups and will be team's mainstays for a long long while. I'd call Franklin and Lee a terrific keystone combo except they're both shortstops. <o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'> <o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'>A: Berliners. Fooled me. Thought you were playing for this year, but instead netted some nice cheap keepers for next summer's class: Doumit-8 and soon-to-be-reinstalled closer Grant Balfour at 9 are solid guys as will be a rejuvenated John Danks at 17. Come here and get your certificate before your chauffeur arrives to take you to your spinning lessons.<o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'> <o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'> <o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'>Class dismissed. Get the hell out of here, all of you. <o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'> <o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'> <o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'> <o:p></o:p></p></div><div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'> <o:p></o:p></p></div></div><p class=MsoNormal style='mso-margin-top-alt:0in;margin-right:0in;margin-bottom:12.0pt;margin-left:.5in'><br>_______________________________________________<br>announce mailing list<br><a href="mailto:announce@usml.net">announce@usml.net</a><br><a href="http://lists.usml.net/mailman/listinfo/announce" target="_blank">http://lists.usml.net/mailman/listinfo/announce</a><o:p></o:p></p></div><p class=MsoNormal style='margin-left:.5in'><o:p> </o:p></p></div></div></P>
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