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<div>Wait - Brad drafted the email....never mind. <br>
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From: Brad Jansen <bljansen@gmail.com><br>
To: USML Announcements <announce@usml.net><br>
Sent: Fri, Mar 8, 2013 2:52 pm<br>
Subject: [USML Announce] Riptorns' 2013 Retention Roster<br>
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Barring something unforeseen or a scathing rebuke from Winick, here is my retention list (and I will reiterate that Mark Blocker always is the last guy to submit; you can look it up):
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<div>C Jesus Montero Y2 $2 No catcher will produce as much bang for the buck this year.</div>
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<div>3B Will Middlebrooks Y2 $1 No third baseman will produce as much bang for the buck this year. </div>
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<div>3B Mike Moustakas LT14 $10 No Royal will belt as many taters as the Moose.</div>
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<div>OF Tank Viciedo LT14 $6 Put him on the board, yes!</div>
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<div>OF Mike Trout Y2 $15 Somewhere, over Winick's rainbow, my dream came true. </div>
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<div>P Dylan Bundy Y2 $5 Why the fuck not?</div>
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<div>P Ryan Cook Y2 $5 Winick cut $9 Balfour because he knew what you now know: the Cook is in the kitchen, bros.</div>
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<div>P David Robertson LT14 $10 <i>See </i>Bundy, Dylan.</div>
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<div>MINOR LEAGUERS</div>
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<div>3B Miguel Sano $2 Plouffe? Little stands in this slugger's path to stardom.</div>
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<div>SS X. Bogaerts $5 Stephen Drew? Don't Bogaerts that position, my friend.</div>
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<div>OF A. Hicks $5 Will Twins Aaron side of caution and wait to call upon Hicks? Either way, Klein's decision to retain Mastroianni raises even more <br>
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<div>OF W. Myers $10 Come July, you'll say, "What? Winick only wanted Jennings for this guy??" </div>
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