The Riptorns are tired of being treated like North Korea. We have and will use our warheads. Troops of our cheap keepers are amassed at the borders of the 8th and 7th place parallels. They are prepared to advance and lead the Rips to glorious victory. Winick, I hereby void all trade agreements, pacts and treaties between the Berliners and Riptorns. If you care about your team, it's best you surrender Scherzer to me immediately.<div>
<br></div><div>--BLJ,</div><div> High Commander<br><br><div class="gmail_quote">On Fri, Apr 5, 2013 at 7:08 AM, Blocker, Mark B. <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:mblocker@sidley.com" target="_blank">mblocker@sidley.com</a>></span> wrote:<br>
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<font color="black" face="arial">Blocker was <font color="black" face="arial">trying to get Brad to dump to him, but I beat him to it. Rich and Jeff--you are soooooo toast. I'm comin' after you.</font></font>
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<div><font color="black" face="arial"><font color="black" face="arial">The Riptorns and Nukes are pleased to announce the following transaction, all of which is in accord with the USML Constitution and the Boundaries of Good Taste:</font></font>
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<div><font color="black" face="arial"><font color="black" face="arial">The Riptorns trade Aaron Hicks and Carlos Carrasco to the Nukes.</font></font></div>
<div><font color="black" face="arial"><font color="black" face="arial">The Nukes trade Matt Joyce and Grant Balfour to the Riptorns.</font></font></div>
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<div><font color="black" face="arial"><font color="black" face="arial">Andy, if your SP is so deep that you can afford to keep studs like Ubaldo and Humber on your reserve roster, we need to talk.</font></font></div>
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<div><font color="black" face="arial"><font color="black" face="arial">That is all.</font></font></div>
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