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<P> Great Stones references, though an appropriate twofer for my squad might be "Out of Tears" and "Out of Time". In that vein, with June 1 a couple of days away and the H.D.'s STILL struggling, I'm thinking it might be time to give up the ghost and entertain offers for Mssrs. Cano, Morales, Nathan, Pettitte, Zobrist, et. al. Whatcha got?</P>
<P> Rick<BR><BR></P>
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<P><B>From: </B>"Brad Jansen" <bljansen@gmail.com><BR><B>To: </B>"USML Announcements" <announce@usml.net><BR><B>Sent: </B>Wednesday, May 29, 2013 12:38:54 PM<BR><B>Subject: </B>[USML Announce] USML Week In Review: Berliners Feeling Mixed Emotions?<BR><BR><B>Berliners </B>In death grip for first with bellicose Red Hots, this team is preparing to <B>PLAY WITH FIRE.</B></P>
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<DIV><B>Mighty Red Hots </B>One injury after another, but team still prepared to mete Berliners some <B>ROUGH JUSTICE.</B></DIV>
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<DIV><B>Block's Bombers </B>Caught between boiling Red Hots and ridiculous Riptorns, team finds itself stuck between a <B>ROCK AND A HARD PLACE.</B></DIV>
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<DIV><B>Riptorns </B>Too many injuries, too little production as team can only bide its time <B>AS TEARS GO BY</B>. </DIV>
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<DIV><B>Lake Michigan Calamari </B>Pujols/Hamilton tandem have dealt this team a bitter <B>HAND OF FATE.</B></DIV>
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<DIV><B>Flaming Brats </B>First place seems like a <B>100 YEARS AGO.</B></DIV>
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<DIV><B>Angry Young Men </B>One look at this roster and all you can see is <B>DOOM AND GLOOM.</B></DIV>
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<DIV><B>Klein Nine </B>Maybe team climbs up to 7th, but when it comes dump time, this squad is <B>AIN'T TOO PROUD TO BEG. </B></DIV>
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<DIV><B>Hoosier Daddies </B>Beauty queens, first place, Justin Maxwell....this team lives in the <B>MEMORY MOTEL.</B></DIV>
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<DIV><B>Nukes </B>Team says it's poised to make more deals--or is it <B>ALL SOLD OUT</B>?</DIV>
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<DIV><B>Adams Family Values </B>League's lowest point totals are <B>COMING DOWN AGAIN.</B></DIV><BR>_______________________________________________<BR>announce mailing list<BR>announce@usml.net<BR>http://lists.usml.net/mailman/listinfo/announce<BR></div></body></html>