<b>Mighty Red Hots </b>Topple Berliners from leader board, but with Shane in pain and Wilhelmsen's control flagging, <b>HOW LONG CAN THIS LAST?</b><div><b><br></b></div><div><b>Berliners </b>Lands Valverde and hot-hitting Hosmer in a single fell swoop, but this team is <b>STILL LOW ON POWER. </b></div>
<div><b><br></b></div><div><b>Riptorns </b>Soars past Bombers, but waning offensive numbers mean this team's <b>WINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET CLIPPED.</b></div><div><b><br></b></div><div><b>Bombers </b>Vernon Wells playing worse than Casper at this point as team's <b>SUMMER PLUMMET HAS BEGUN.</b></div>
<div><b><br></b></div><div><b>Lake Michigan Calamari </b>Pujols + Hamilton = 6 total points in R/HR/RBI for this team as <b>SOMETHING DOES NOT ADD UP.</b></div><div><b><br></b></div><div><b>Angry Young Men </b>Chris Davis alone cannot carry an offense that's <b>GONE UP IN SMOAK.</b></div>
<div><b><br></b></div><div><b>Flaming Brats </b>Offense lacks spark to jump start as 2012 champions now must wonder <b>WHAT'S THE MORROW OF THIS STORY?</b></div><div><b><br></b></div><div><b>Klein Nine </b>Bottom feeders in SB and WHIP, team is stuck <b>IN THE SHUCK AND MIRE.</b></div>
<div><b><br></b></div><div><b>Hoosier Daddies </b> Sitting on a powder keg of tradeable talent, this team is <b>SET FOR EARLY FIREWORKS DISPLAY. </b></div><div><b><br></b></div><div><b>Nukes </b>2014 favorites continue to wheel, deal and <b>HOPE FOR AN EARLY SPRINGER.</b></div>
<div><b><br></b></div><div><b>AFV </b>With Dunn not hitting even half his weight and half of team on DL, all it can do is <b>PRAY AND THANK BLEVINS.</b></div><div><b><br></b></div><div><b><br></b></div>