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<body class='hmmessage'><div dir='ltr'><div class="report" style="margin: 5px 3px 0px 5px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 12px; vertical-align: baseline; width: 441px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif, Verdana; "><p style="border: 0px; outline: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; background-color: transparent; ">Chris Perez and his wife pleaded not guilty Monday to misdemeanor marijuana possession charges.</p></div><div class="impact" style="margin: 3px 3px 3px 5px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 12px; vertical-align: baseline; width: 441px; color: rgb(0, 0, 255); font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif, Verdana; ">Perez and his wife were arrested last week and charged with possession of a controlled substance after they allegedly had marijuana mailed to their home in their dog's name.</div><div class="impact" style="margin: 3px 3px 3px 5px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 12px; vertical-align: baseline; width: 441px; color: rgb(0, 0, 255); font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif, Verdana; "><br></div><div class="impact" style="margin: 3px 3px 3px 5px; padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 12px; vertical-align: baseline; width: 441px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif, Verdana; "><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">Brad Lee- surely there is some thick irony here re: K-9's ownership begging for commentary.</span></div><div><hr id="stopSpelling">Date: Mon, 10 Jun 2013 10:26:21 -0500<br>From: bljansen@gmail.com<br>To: announce@usml.net<br>Subject: [USML Announce] USML Week In Review: Berliners' Moves Are Breaking Brad<br><br><b>Mighty Red Hots </b>Who knew a team with Keppinger and Izturis at CI could be in first, but for the Red Hots the <b>CAT'S IN THE BAG.</b><div><b><br></b></div><div><b>Block's Bombers </b>Can tout Cobb, but flamethrowing flameout Ogando leaves team <b>CORNERED</b>.<b> </b></div>
<div><b><br></b></div><div><b>Berliners </b>Conversion of Hosmer/Young to Cano/Zobrist further demonstration of genius owner's <b>GRAY MATTER.</b></div><div><b><br></b></div><div><b>Riptorns </b> One day team is gunning for it, the next day it's dumping as its owner is <b>GLIDING ALL OVER.</b></div>
<div><b><br></b></div><div><b>Lake Michigan Calamari </b> Still no offense as<b> </b>Pujols and Hamilton leave team with a <b>CRAZY HANDFUL OF NOTHIN'.</b></div><div><b><br></b></div><div><b>Angry Young Men </b>Chris Davis, Dustin Pedroia<b> </b>and Hector Santiago just not enough to carry the rest of team's <b>DEAD FREIGHT.</b></div>
<div><b><br></b></div><div><b>Flaming Brats </b>Failure to land big name talent for budding star Jose Iglesias leaves Brats <b>GRILLED.</b></div><div><b><br></b></div><div><b>Klein Nine </b>With serious talent to trade to the Bombers and/or Red Hots, the K-9 can be a <b>PROBLEM DOG.</b></div>
<div><b><br></b></div><div><b>Hoosier Daddies </b>Started week by landing middling prospect Boagert along with Middlebrooks and Archer, ended it by landing megastars Hosmer and Young in <b>A</b> <b>NO-ROUGH STUFF-TYPE DEAL</b>. </div>
<div><b><br></b></div><div><b>Nukes </b>Trade of Sabathia for Hosmer and trade of Hosmer for Tanaka left team feeling like it was <b>BIT BY A DEAD BEE. </b></div><div><b><br></b></div><div><b>AFV </b>Phelps emerging as quality keeper SP, but for rest of team it seems like <b>END TIMES.</b></div>
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