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An excellent trade between the Rips active and reserve rosters.<br>
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My problem is that the first half of my team was swindled for
drunk-driving minor leaguers, .220-hitting Cuban outfielders on
long-term contracts, and -- good grief! -- Lonnie Chisenhall. <br>
<br>
Maybe it's time to start playing for 2015. Mark Kerber, your
guidance please ...<br>
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-Andy<br>
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<div class="moz-cite-prefix">On 7/1/13 6:12 PM, Brad Jansen wrote:<br>
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cite="mid:CABMf1Op9uEQuT5_L3+dR+pE_BvOJwLdTB2rowmuTmHPYQoXz+A@mail.gmail.com"
type="cite">The Riptorns are pleased to announce that they made a
mutually beneficial deal with themselves, trading Jose Reyes to
the Inactive Riptorns in exchange for Jayson Nix of the Active
Riptorns. "With so many teams having differing definitions of
what makes a trade 'mutually beneficial,' I choose to take the
safe route and trade only with myself," explained Riptorns CEO
Brad Jansen. "I commit to not trading half my team to the other
half to get fledgling rookie pitchers, minor league 'stars*,'
mediocre platoon players or over-hyped past their prime PED
abusers. Besides, I like negotiating with myself. It's really
quite pleasing."<br>
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That is all, Saul.<br>
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*Bryan Buxton excluded. <br>
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