<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8"></head><body><div>That's not good. Can your son answer the following question: what's the difference between a. 250 hitter and a .300 hitter? If he wouldn't immediately say "one base hit a week," then you have truly failed him.</div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div id="composer_signature"><div style="font-size:85%;color:#575757" dir="auto">Sent via the Samsung Galaxy S®6 active, an AT&T 4G LTE smartphone</div></div><div><br></div><div style="font-size:100%;color:#000000"><!-- originalMessage --><div>-------- Original message --------</div><div>From: Richard Robbins <rerobbins@itinker.net> </div><div>Date: 10/23/16 5:20 PM (GMT-08:00) </div><div>To: USML Announcements <announce@usml.net> </div><div>Subject: [USML Announce] I Have Failed As A Father </div><div><br></div></div><div dir="ltr">I was talking to one of my sons about the Indians v Cubs world series.<div><br></div><div>I began to make references to Major League.</div><div><br></div><div>Then it dawned on me, he wasn't familiar with the movie.</div><div><br></div><div>I have failed as a father.</div><div><br></div><div>I thought we had covered the essentials.</div><div><br></div><div>I was wrong.</div><div><br></div><div>I strongly suggested that he and his fraternity brothers stop whatever foolishness they had planned for the night and watch Major League instead.</div><div><br></div><div>Sigh.</div><div><br></div><div>-- Rich</div></div>
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