Well, there was good news today as Roto God Jeffrey Winick returned from sunny Arizona in time to take some fantasy baseball questions in his Wednesday weekly chat……
Hoosier Rick: Will Trot Nixon hit as many home runs as his $7 salary?
*JW: *Nope. Sorry. No help there.* *
Robbin the Rich: I have King Felix in last year of contract. Do I up him 2 years or 3? He’s only 5 now and I….
*JW: *Don’t talk so much–you’re using up others’ valuable time. Next question…
Buddha, Deerfield: Barton or Gload: who has brighter future?
* JW: *If you’re referring to Rachel, then it’s Russ.
Angry Doug, Chicago: Can I win if I reserve a bunch of $1 guys like Kenny Rogers, Donnelly, Cintron and Sisco?
*JW: *You win if you reserve a bunch of $1 guys like Zumaya and Putz. Please, stop wasting my time with such dumb questions–
Robbin the Rich: No, really, I do need your advice about Hernandez, you see—
*JW:* Enough already. On to the lightning round!
Indy Klein: What’s a lightning round?
*JW: *You’ll never get it, will you?
Nuke: Hernandez or Hansen: best breakout candidate?
*JW: *Hansen, but it’s this close….
Robbin the Rich: Maybin or Tabat—
*JW: *Enough already with this guy!
Mark The Spot Blocker: I never win, what will be my legacy?
*JW:* You wouldn’t trade me Swisher for Zumaya. That says it all.
Winick: OK, everybody. Thanks for all those thoughtful questions, sorry I couldn’t get to more. Until next week, remember, it’s only rock ‘n roto, but I like it, like it, yes I do!!