Words to those effect were heard to be uttered by Mr. Elijah Dukes when asked to describe the source of the interesting smell emanating from his vehicle. Dukes was promptly arrested and charged with misdemeanor possession.
When reached for comment at Riptorn HQ, Brad Lee Jansen proclaimed that Mr. Dukes had played his last game for the Riptorns. “We can’t have negative influences like this around the franchise. Name your price Mr. Robbins.”