Greetings;
In a private, tearful (Mark’s, not mine) ceremony at an undisclosed north suburban Chicago site this afternoon, the beautiful new USML Championship Trophy has been presented to the current last place Hoosier Daddies. Things turned predictably ugly though, and after the Buffalo Grove Police had unleashed an arsenal of Mace, Tazers, and rubber bullets to finally pry the trophy from Mark K’s hands, he was heard to mutter, “Damn you all, my best buddy Mark DeRosa and I will hold you again in March, Johnny!”.
That is all, and hurry up 2007,
Rick