Mark Kerber

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  • in reply to: Fantasyland #2653
    Mark Kerber
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    Style note: Please remember that “The Man” requires initial caps.

    Mark

    in reply to: Hot Wax Seal: Mighty Red Hots Get Killer Bs #2656
    Mark Kerber
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    I don’t understand why this was not your intent. I hereby accuse the Red Hots and the Riptorns of a conspiracy!

    Mark

    in reply to: Anna Benson Drops Divorce Petition #2658
    Mark Kerber
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    Kris must must have been pretty impressive in the home opener–if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

    Mark

    in reply to: Too much to ‘bare’? Anna Benson seeks to divorce Kris #2661
    Mark Kerber
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    I guess this means the parking lot at Camden Yards won’t get christened after all.

    Mark

    in reply to: Klein Nine Retention Roster #2664
    Mark Kerber
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    Thanks for completing the thought.

    Mark

    in reply to: USML Media Stars #2671
    Mark Kerber
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    Andy:

    I can’t believe you fell for such an obvious head fake. You probably also don’t realize that Winick Pan Ben Broussard is sitting at the top of Winick’s sleeper list. And speed burner Joey Gathright is on Winick’s gotta have list.

    And, Jeff, Konerko’s landed safely in Chicago, where he’ll be hitting in front of Jim Thome, so we can all breathe a sigh of relief on that one.

    Mark

    in reply to: USML Media Stars #2667
    Mark Kerber
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    I just showed this string to Karen. She thinks we’ve taken this Fantasy Baseball thing a bit too far.

    Mark

    in reply to: USML Media Stars #2666
    Mark Kerber
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    1. I wouldn’t do that. Maybe if we were talking about a hitting prospect, but a pitching prospect would seldom be worth it.

    2. An expert is someone who was right once. But I’m going to buy the magazine anyway. (Q: Will Winick’s picks and pans be his real ones, or just his publicly available misinformation?)

    Mark

    in reply to: Jeff Winick — Author! #2676
    Mark Kerber
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    Winick IS an expert! He kicked Patton’s butt. (And I kicked his butt, so I’m a freakin’ genius.) But, whose magazine is this? Not the Sporting News one, I take it. I gotta have a copy.

    Mark

    P.S. Jeff: Glad to see you’re getting some mileage out of all that misspent time and effort.

    in reply to: Pearls of Wisdom From Ron Santo #2686
    Mark Kerber
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    Hey, Ronnie jokes about it all the time.

    in reply to: Pearls of Wisdom From Ron Santo #2683
    Mark Kerber
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    Buddha wrote:

    If Ron Santo is elected to the HOF — he will replace Luis Aparicio as the shortest inductee — just food for thought

    With or without the prosthetics?

    in reply to: Pearls of Wisdom From Ron Santo #2679
    Mark Kerber
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    Was it Yogi or Casey that said, “You can observe a lot, just by watching”? That’s always been one of favorite nuggets of baseball philosophy.

    Mark

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